Love Season

The arrival of love season, the meeting of two souls, the feelings of hearts and crazes of their happiness has a different meaning for couples. After a long time, they meet and express how much fall in for one another.

Time to Stop

It is the time to stop, calm, evaluate and act. We must adopt maturity and take decision for betterment of the lives of the people associated with us. Can not ignore the love for you, but we need to look forward and move on. I hope you understand and accept my wish.

Can not control

If could control my heart’s desires – I would have the happiest person on this earth. But I can not. Every time – I loose and love overtakes me. This love wants you near to me every time, every moment. Will it going to be true? I hope – one day I just feel the way I dream all the time.

One Day We Will Meet

I am sure that I will get the fruit of my patience, my integrity, my love for you. One day I will have you in my life and that day is going to be the ultimate day of my life. I will hold you with both of my hands and never let you go. I will give you all luxuries of the world. You will realize that how special you are for me. I love you with inner soul of my heart!

When I come close

Hey Baby! What actually you want? When I go far, you cry, miss, and call me but when I come close to you, care for you, reply you or take you seriously – you again show me your old behavior! How should I take it? I request you to please clear me what actually going on in your heart and mind. If you answer this honestly – you will save two lives.

Getting Back to You

Aha, I am here again with you and your thoughts. Tried a lot to control my feelings but could not. They are really very strong and killing them is not possible. I am in a neutral mode, waiting for your kind response with loving voice. I hope someday, we get what we dream for.

Funny Jokes to Bring Difference in Short Time

Everybody loves smiling faces. So people who have good sense of humor always impress others. These people having huge collection of Funny Jokes to bring difference in our lives. They have lot of jokes for every situation. So if you too want to be in demand, here are some really good jokes to when you want to share something humorous in short time. It really gonna give you lots of pleasure and satisfaction.

Here we go:

1. On mobile messaging site, they say share it, its new in the market!
But go and someone tel them that it is old but they are new here!

2.Did you hear about the midget fortune teller who kills his customers?
He’s a small medium at large

3.”What did the fish say when he hit his nose?” “Dam”

4. What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.

5. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot

6. It’s a tough job, but hay it’s in his jeans

7. What do quantum whales eat?
Planckton.

8. What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.

9. What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water?
It’s going to take me a minute to get hard, I just got laid this morning.

10. The bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers here.”
A time traveler walks into a bar.

11. A woman is walking along a beach when she sees a man splashing around feverishly in the ocean. “Help, shark! Help!” he cries.
The woman laughs, because she knows the shark will never help that man.

12. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Smell mop.
Smell mop who.

13. What do you do if you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man.

14.What did the fish say when he posted bail?
“I’m off the hook!”

15. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An Investigator.

16. The first sign of senility is loss of memory.
I forget the other two.

17. How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh?
Ten-tickles!

18. Did you hear about corduroy pillows?
They’re making head lines.

19. whats the difference between swine flu and bird flu?
Bird flu requires tweetment, and swine flu requires oinkment!

20. Did you hear about corduroy pillows?
They’re making head lines.

21. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? …A stick

22. What’s the difference between light and hard?
You can sleep with a light on.

23. Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven was a six offender.

24. How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?
A buccaneer.

25. What’s the difference between pink and purple?
Your grip.

26. What do you get when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence? Utter destruction

27. There are 10 types of people in this world, those that understand hexadecimal and F the rest.

28. Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they’re ugly and they smell.

29. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Cargo beep beep.

30. What did the top hat say to the neck tie? You hang around, I’m gonna go on ahead.

What is Right

I am doing what is right! We have responsibilities. We must dismiss all old memories and focus on future. Gone is gone. We shall be honest with ourselves and accept what has happened. I wish you live your life well and I am also trying to sacrifice and go with what is right. Lets stop our hearts from making such fake imagination and force it to accept the truth.

I am trying

Although, it is very tough – but I am trying to give you sometime to realize the importance of me. I am confident that no one can match the standard I’ve made loving you. This distances will actually make you feel my importance. Take care.