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ANgry to realize that how can you memorize songs lyrics, but not test notes?

Law of love

“Newton’s third law of love: For every Idiot, there is an equal and opposite Gender Idiot!”

Lowa of love

Jensen Ackles

“I was in preschool and a girl actually kissed me on the cheek. I didn’t know what to do. I didn’t know what it meant, so I instantly grabbed her face and kissed her on the lips. And, then I got suspended”

Coco Chanel

“Where should one use perfume – a young woman asked. Wherever one wants to be kissed”

“How many cares one loses when one decides not to be something but to be someone”

“As long as you know men are like children, you know everything!”

“I don’t know why women want any of the things men have when one the things that women have is men”

“Women have always been the strong ones of the world. The men are always seeking from women a little pillow to put their heads down on. They are always longing for the mother who held them as infants”

“Look for the woman in the dress. If there is no woman, there is no dress”

Frank Zappa

“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library”

“There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another”

Jarod Kintz

“If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people”
– It Occurred to Me

Stephen Wright

“I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople. They ask me if they can help me, and I say, ‘Have you got anything I’d like?’ Then they ask me what size I need, and I say, ‘Extra medium'”

“Don’t you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night”

“On the other hand, you have different fingers”