Edwin A. Robinson

“Love must have wings to fly away from love, and to fly back again”

“For when a woman is left too much alone, sooner or later she begins to think;- And no man knows what then she may discover”

“I shall have more to say when I am dead”

“She knows as well as anyone that pity, having played, soon tires”

“Youth sees too far to see how near it is To seeing farther”

Groucho Marx

“Marry me and I’ll never look at another horse!”

“She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon”

“I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception”

“A man’s only as old as the woman he feels”

“I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt”

“Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put `Emily, I love you’ on the back of the bill”

“I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you”

“A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke”

“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife”

“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury”

“Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read”

“There’s one way to find out if a man is honest – ask him. If he says, “Yes,” you know he is a crook”

Rita Rudner

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Mark Twain

Love seems the swiftest but it is the slowest of growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.

Francois de La Rochefoucauld

“Love often leads on to ambition, but seldom does one return from
ambition to love”

“The heart is forever making the head its fool”

“When a man is in love, he doubts, very often, what he most firmly believes”

“Love can no more continue without a constant motion than fire can; and when once you take hope and fear away, you take from it its very life and being”

“You can find women who have never had an affair, but it is hard to find a woman who has had just one”

“If there be a love pure and free from the admixture of our other passions, it is that which lies hidden in the bottom of our heart, and which we know not ourselves”