Oscar Wilde 11

Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.

Josh Billings

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can’t help but smile on it.

H.L. Mencken

A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; A woman loses hers after four kisses.

Mickey Rooney

Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day.