Santosh Kalwar

Wake up, Shake up, Make up and Break up; life is all about moving like ant in search of sugar not sand.

Alexandra Potter

Forget men, I want to marry my MacBook. It’s dependable, reliable and you can even go shopping with it.

Jarod Kintz

Learning how to love is like learning how to tie your shoes, and that’s precisely why I wear slippers.

Emo Philips

My girlfriend said to me in bed last night’ ‘you’re a pervert’ I said, ‘that’s a big word for a girl of nine’.

Dwight York

My girlfriend claims that her last boyfriend was a better kisser than me and I have to admit, he is pretty good.

Anonymous 881

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.

Jay McInerney

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them.

Ariel

Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.