Jarod Kintz

“This morning my girlfriend was so loud in bed that we woke up the neighbors. So I told them to roll over and go back to sleep”
– It Occurred to Me


“Is there a speed limit on love?”

“Love is blind, therefore it can not find me”

“The world is more beautiful with you”

“Rumours have a rich sex life”

“Is time the only thing you are waiting for?”

“Who’s needs do you statisfy?”

“Buying love is as stupid as loving money”

“Being weird is not so strange”

“Spring manages what Valentine couldn’t”

“Those who do not dare to dream, sleep most of the day”

Irish Sayings

“It is easy to halve the potato where there is love”

‘Great hate follows great love”

“Who gossips with you will gossip of you”

“I believe in the sun when it’s not shining, I believe in love even when I feel it not, I believe in God even when he is silent”

Oscar Wilde 13

“There is always something ridiculous about the emotions of people whom one has ceased to love”