I Love You More Than

Sarah Silverman: [singing a love song] I love you more than bears love honey.
I love you more than Jews love money. I love you more than Asians are good at math. I love you even if it’s not hip. I love you more than black people don’t tip.
I love you more than Puerto Ricans need baths. I love you more than girls love dolls. I love you more than dogs love balls. I love you more than the white stuff in a zit. I love you like Gary Busey.