You are Next

“Those old people at wedding always poke me and say ‘You’re Next’
So me too started doing the same thing to them at funerals”

“Can you solve my ‘missing you’ problem”

“I blush when someone says – you both should date”

“I am ready to take any risk for your sake”

“I am really in love with my relationship with…. my pillow”

“Yes Honey.. The desire to meet makes me get up early in the morning.. Don’t be so happy. Just kidding. It’s an urge to pee”

“I don’t message you to exercise my fingers – I want a damn fast reply”

“I never imagined that you are going to turn out the best thing I ever had”

“True love lasts forever”

It isn’t love

“Are you willing to give all of your favorite things for their sake? It isn’t love, it’s charity”

To love is to suffer

“To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you’re getting this down”

More Guys

“Love is a form of amnesia when a girl forgets there are more than 2 billion other handsome hunks in the world”

Really need you

“I can not live without you, I am very desperate for you, You often come into my dreams, I really need you, I want you. I love you…. Meal!!”

Keep Cool

“Love is being able to keep yourself cool when he walks on the floor with dirty shoes just after you clean”

No Commitment

“I just love my relationship with my bed. No commitment needed. We just sleep together every night”