Jarod Kintz

“This morning my girlfriend was so loud in bed that we woke up the neighbors. So I told them to roll over and go back to sleep”
– It Occurred to Me

Stephen Wright

“I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople. They ask me if they can help me, and I say, ‘Have you got anything I’d like?’ Then they ask me what size I need, and I say, ‘Extra medium'”

“Don’t you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night”

“On the other hand, you have different fingers”


“Is there a speed limit on love?”

“Love is blind, therefore it can not find me”

“The world is more beautiful with you”

“Rumours have a rich sex life”

“Is time the only thing you are waiting for?”

“Who’s needs do you statisfy?”

“Buying love is as stupid as loving money”

“Being weird is not so strange”

“Spring manages what Valentine couldn’t”

“Those who do not dare to dream, sleep most of the day”

Irish Sayings

“It is easy to halve the potato where there is love”

‘Great hate follows great love”

“Who gossips with you will gossip of you”

“I believe in the sun when it’s not shining, I believe in love even when I feel it not, I believe in God even when he is silent”

Oscar Wilde 13

“There is always something ridiculous about the emotions of people whom one has ceased to love”

Santosh Kalwar

Wake up, Shake up, Make up and Break up; life is all about moving like ant in search of sugar not sand.

Jarod Kintz

Learning how to love is like learning how to tie your shoes, and that’s precisely why I wear slippers.

Dwight York

My girlfriend claims that her last boyfriend was a better kisser than me and I have to admit, he is pretty good.