Anonymous 550

A girl cancels for date because she has to. And a guy cancels a date because he has two. Understand the difference between to and two!

Falling in Love..

How funny! Falling in love is just like getting drunk. You wake up with a horrible hangover and than swearing that you’ll never drink again. And after sometime, you go again for it!

Anonymous 475

Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.

David Bissonette

I just read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

Ogden Nash

To keep your marriage brimming,
With love in the wedding cup,
Whenever you’re wrong, admit it;
Whenever you’re right, shut up.