I love you, honey, and its from my heart

“A love so exquisite, yet so intricate,
In a world of only “you and I”
A love we can’t even demonstrate,
A secret we have to keep for life.

I love you, honey, and its from my heart,
I hope you know that you’re no beggar from the start,
You make me fly without wings,
You make my heart wants to sing”

I Love You More Than

Sarah Silverman: [singing a love song] I love you more than bears love honey.
I love you more than Jews love money. I love you more than Asians are good at math. I love you even if it’s not hip. I love you more than black people don’t tip.
I love you more than Puerto Ricans need baths. I love you more than girls love dolls. I love you more than dogs love balls. I love you more than the white stuff in a zit. I love you like Gary Busey.

David Nichtern

Midnight at the Oasis –

“But you won’t need no harem, honey
When I’m by your side
And you won’t need no camel, no no
When I take you for a ride”