Both men and women have forgotten the art of seduction

“Both men and women have forgotten the art of seduction. The desire that anticipation can bring. The fantasies that mystery can invoke. The passion that explodes after a night of sexual tension. A naughty girl utilizes these elements to the point where her man can’t hold himself back any longer. She does this until the other side of him comes out, the more animalistic side.”

You are Next

“Those old people at wedding always poke me and say ‘You’re Next’
So me too started doing the same thing to them at funerals”

“Can you solve my ‘missing you’ problem”

“I blush when someone says – you both should date”

“I am ready to take any risk for your sake”

“I am really in love with my relationship with…. my pillow”

“Yes Honey.. The desire to meet makes me get up early in the morning.. Don’t be so happy. Just kidding. It’s an urge to pee”

“I don’t message you to exercise my fingers – I want a damn fast reply”

“I never imagined that you are going to turn out the best thing I ever had”

“True love lasts forever”

Rita Mae Brown

About all you can do in life is be who you are. Some people will love you for you. Most will love you for what you can do for them and some wont like you at all.


“The great question.. which I have not been able to answer.. is, “What does a woman want?”