Sarah Silverman: [singing a love song] I love you more than bears love honey.
I love you more than Jews love money. I love you more than Asians are good at math. I love you even if it’s not hip. I love you more than black people don’t tip.
I love you more than Puerto Ricans need baths. I love you more than girls love dolls. I love you more than dogs love balls. I love you more than the white stuff in a zit. I love you like Gary Busey.
“I want you. I don’t want another pretty face, I don’t need anyone to hold. I hope my love not to go to waste, i need you and your beautiful soul only”
“Maggie Murdock: What’s your game?
Jamie Randall: My game?
Maggie Murdock: Oh I’m sorry. Right. This is the part where we talk about where we come from and what we majored in in college.
Jamie Randall: You have beautiful eyes.
Maggie Murdock: That’s it? That’s the best you got?
Jamie Randall: I’m serious. They’re beautiful.
Maggie Murdock: Let’s go.
Jamie Randall: Excuse me?
Maggie Murdock: You want to close right? You want to get laid?
Jamie Randall: Now?
Maggie Murdock: Oh right, right, right. I’m supposed to act like I don’t know if it’s right. So then you tell me that there is no right or wrong. It’s just the moment. And then I tell you that I can’t while actually signalling to you that I can, which you don’t need because you’re not really listening. Because this isn’t about connection for you. This isn’t even about sex for you. This is about finding an hour or two of relief from the pain of being you. And that’s fine with me, see, because all I want is the exact same thing”
“Jamie Randall: [on the bus] I need you.
Maggie Murdock: Please go away.
Jamie Randall: I drove a really long way to say that!
Maggie Murdock: What, am I supposed to be impressed?
Jamie Randall: I don’t know, yes?”
“You are only mine. Just a thinking of, you with someone else, makes me feel like I am dead. We are made for each other. I only want to be with you. My everything is just for you. You are my need of life”
Love and compassion are the mother and father of a smile. We need to create more smiles in our world today. Smiles, after all, pave the way to a happy world.
“Falling in love is like owning a dog.
Throw things away and love will bring them back,
again, and again, and again.
But most of all, love needs love, lots of it.
And in return, love loves you and never stops”
“If you have it (love), you don’t need to have anything else, and if you don’t have it, it doesn’t matter much what else you have”
My longing, my wish and my needs, are all about you..
I wish you could know, how it feels when I miss you..
There is nothing that is not love, we just need to have our own eyes to see it with, not some old dry book or other peoples opinions.
“A girl should never forget that she doesn’t need anyone who doesn’t need her”
“Who said nights were for sleep?”
“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring”
(All Quotes belongs to their respective Authors.)