You are Next

“Those old people at wedding always poke me and say ‘You’re Next’
So me too started doing the same thing to them at funerals”

“Can you solve my ‘missing you’ problem”

“I blush when someone says – you both should date”

“I am ready to take any risk for your sake”

“I am really in love with my relationship with…. my pillow”

“Yes Honey.. The desire to meet makes me get up early in the morning.. Don’t be so happy. Just kidding. It’s an urge to pee”

“I don’t message you to exercise my fingers – I want a damn fast reply”

“I never imagined that you are going to turn out the best thing I ever had”

“True love lasts forever”