Funny Jokes to Bring Difference in No Time – Love Quotes For Him, For Her

Funny Jokes to Bring Difference in No Time

Everybody loves smiling faces. So people who have good sense of humor always impress others. These people having huge collection of Funny Jokes to bring difference in our lives. They have lot of jokes for every situation. So if you too want to be in demand, here are some really good jokes to when you want to share something humorous in short time. It really gonna give you lots of pleasure and satisfaction.

Here we go:

1. On mobile messaging site, they say share it, its new in the market!
But go and someone tel them that it is old but they are new here!

2.Did you hear about the midget fortune teller who kills his customers?
He’s a small medium at large

3.”What did the fish say when he hit his nose?” “Dam”

4. What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.

5. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot

6. It’s a tough job, but hay it’s in his jeans

7. What do quantum whales eat?

8. What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.

9. What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water?
It’s going to take me a minute to get hard, I just got laid this morning.

10. The bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers here.”
A time traveler walks into a bar.

11. A woman is walking along a beach when she sees a man splashing around feverishly in the ocean. “Help, shark! Help!” he cries.
The woman laughs, because she knows the shark will never help that man.

12. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Smell mop.
Smell mop who.

13. What do you do if you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man.

14.What did the fish say when he posted bail?
“I’m off the hook!”

15. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An Investigator.

16. The first sign of senility is loss of memory.
I forget the other two.

17. How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh?

18. Did you hear about corduroy pillows?
They’re making head lines.

19. whats the difference between swine flu and bird flu?
Bird flu requires tweetment, and swine flu requires oinkment!

20. Did you hear about corduroy pillows?
They’re making head lines.

21. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? …A stick

22. What’s the difference between light and hard?
You can sleep with a light on.

23. Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven was a six offender.

24. How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?
A buccaneer.

25. What’s the difference between pink and purple?
Your grip.

26. What do you get when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence? Utter destruction

27. There are 10 types of people in this world, those that understand hexadecimal and F the rest.

28. Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they’re ugly and they smell.

29. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cargo who?
Cargo beep beep.

30. What did the top hat say to the neck tie? You hang around, I’m gonna go on ahead.