Gena Showalter

Gena Showalter

“I love who you are, yesterday, now, tomorrow, always”
– Twice as Hot

“Do you think it takes true pain to experience true pleasure?”
– Oh My Goth

“Ten Things You Shouldn’t Say on a Date
1. You’re wearing that?
2. Something smells funny
3. Where’s the Tylenol?
4. And to think, I first wanted to date your brother
5. I have a confession to make
6. My dad has a suit just like that
7. That man is hot. Look at him
8. My ex, may he rot in hell forever
9. You’re going to order that? Seriously?
10. You’re how old?”
– Animal Instincts

“What makes big boobs and perkiness so attractive to boys? I mean, really. Two round, mounds of fat and a fake smile. Yeah, winning attributes”
– Oh My Goth

“I don’t hate you.. I just don’t like that you exist”
– Seduce the Darkness

“I’m William, but you can call me Sexy. Everyone does”
– The Darkest Kiss