I was going to please/surprise you with an amazing Vodka cake but now I am drunk and it’s just only a cake.
“You are too good sometimes and too bad sometimes. I want you to be constant in loving me. I want you to love me as much as you do when you are drunk. Will you?”
“I love honesty but unfortunately there are only two types of honest people left in this world, small kids and drunk one”
How funny! Falling in love is just like getting drunk. You wake up with a horrible hangover and than swearing that you’ll never drink again. And after sometime, you go again for it!
“Love is accepting someone for their flaws getting drunk and pointing them out then apologizing the next day for it”
“Being in love is like being drunk: no control over what you do”