“When you be with her – Pl drive carefully. It’s not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.”
You are Next
“Those old people at wedding always poke me and say ‘You’re Next’ So me too started doing the same thing to them at funerals” “Can you solve my ‘missing you’…
It isn’t love
“Are you willing to give all of your favorite things for their sake? It isn’t love, it’s charity”
To love is to suffer
“To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to…
The great question
“The great question which I have not been able to answer is – What.. does a woman want?”
More Guys
“Love is a form of amnesia when a girl forgets there are more than 2 billion other handsome hunks in the world”
Really need you
“I can not live without you, I am very desperate for you, You often come into my dreams, I really need you, I want you. I love you…. Meal!!”
Keep Cool
“Love is being able to keep yourself cool when he walks on the floor with dirty shoes just after you clean”
No Commitment
“I just love my relationship with my bed. No commitment needed. We just sleep together every night”
Selena Gomez
“I don’t actually like dates. I get awkward as I never know what to do”
Jarod Kintz
“This morning my girlfriend was so loud in bed that we woke up the neighbors. So I told them to roll over and go back to sleep” – It Occurred…
Stephen Wright
“I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople. They ask me if they can help me, and I say, ‘Have you got anything I’d like?’ Then they…
Loesje
“Is there a speed limit on love?” “Love is blind, therefore it can not find me” “The world is more beautiful with you” “Rumours have a rich sex life” “Is…
Irish Sayings
“It is easy to halve the potato where there is love” ‘Great hate follows great love” “Who gossips with you will gossip of you” “I believe in the sun when…
Oscar Wilde 13
“There is always something ridiculous about the emotions of people whom one has ceased to love”
Santosh Kalwar
Wake up, Shake up, Make up and Break up; life is all about moving like ant in search of sugar not sand.
Jarod Kintz
Learning how to love is like learning how to tie your shoes, and that’s precisely why I wear slippers.
Dwight York
My girlfriend claims that her last boyfriend was a better kisser than me and I have to admit, he is pretty good.
Anonymous 561
It is understood that flowers and candy are not just for Valentine’s Day.